This Is A Site About How Great I Am

Jun 10

Why hello! How may I direct your call? Want to work with me, you say?

Well, how good of you to call, New York Times!

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Jun 09

Does any of this have a point? Sure!

• Elmo: So, Elmo. You like to interview people, I hear?
• Elmo: Sure I do.
• Elmo: Like interviewing yourself?
• Elmo: Not particularly.
• Elmo: OK, great.
• Elmo: You made the questions up.
• Elmo: Sure, that's great. So who else then?
• Elmo: Gene Simmons. Henry Rollins. Patti Smith. Nick Rhodes.
• Elmo: That sounds fun.
• Elmo: It beats working in a convenience store. Which is something I used to do.
• Elmo: That sounds fun.
• Elmo: Not really.
• Elmo: What else has changed?
• Elmo: Milk is a lot more expensive these days.
• Elmo: You really suck at this.
• Elmo: Wrong blog, dude.

Jun 08

Ooh look! I made you a mixtape*! That’s because I’m jonesing for YOU. Yes, you, personally. But because it’s on the internet, it’s called a “muxtape”. I’m not sure I understand why, but it sure is groovy! Whoooooosh!

*One song is a mixtape. Fucking DRM.

Jun 07

“Elmo, it’s been great talking to you. You sound really wonderful and creative. But you have no idea what you’re talking about.” — Gene Simmons. (This actually happened.)