This Is A Site About How Great I Am

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Why hello! How may I direct your call? Want to work with me,...
Jun 10th

Does any of this have a point? Sure!

Elmo: So, Elmo. You like to interview people, I hear?
Elmo: Sure I do.
Elmo: Like interviewing yourself?
Elmo: Not particularly.
Elmo: OK, great.
Elmo: You made the questions up.
Elmo: Sure, that's great. So who else then?
Elmo: Gene Simmons. Henry Rollins. Patti Smith. Nick Rhodes.
Elmo: That sounds fun.
Elmo: It beats working in a convenience store. Which is something I used to do.
Elmo: That sounds fun.
Elmo: Not really.
Elmo: What else has changed?
Elmo: Milk is a lot more expensive these days.
Elmo: You really suck at this.
Elmo: Wrong blog, dude.
Jun 9th
Ooh look! I made you a mixtape*! That’s because...
Jun 8th
“Elmo, it’s been great talking to you. You sound really...”
—  Gene Simmons. (This actually...
Jun 7th