Why hello! How may I direct your call? Want to work with me, you say?
Well, how good of you to call, New York Times!
(click on image to order our catalogue)
Ooh look! I made you a mixtape*! That’s because I’m jonesing for YOU. Yes, you, personally. But because it’s on the internet, it’s called a “muxtape”. I’m not sure I understand why, but it sure is groovy! Whoooooosh!
*One song is a mixtape. Fucking DRM.
“ Elmo, it’s been great talking to you. You sound really wonderful and creative. But you have no idea what you’re talking about. ”
Gene Simmons. (This actually happened.)